Wow. Just wow. What a day. And, no, I’m not talking about the Rapture because apparently, if it happened Jesus left me behind. Hey…Jesus! Still here! Hellooooooo! No, today was my first day in a professional kitchen. And, not to like, uh, jump the gun or anything, but it was amazing. The day began at 10am, which usually would be late for me except that last night Maux sang at this burlesque event called The Sassy Minx and I was…